Some useful desciptions of stupid people you may work with day to day.

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching

Has a room temperature IQ

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together

Has a photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on

About as bright as Alaska in December

Single Cell organisms outscore him in IQ tests

During evolution his ancestors were in the control group

A few clowns short of a circus

A few fries short of a Happy Meal

Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel

An experiement in artifical stupidity

A few beers short of a six-pack

Dumber than a box of hair

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

One taco short of a combo plate

A few feathers short of a whole duck

All foam, no beer

The cheese slid off the cracker

Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel

Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

As smart as bait

Chimney's clogged

24 cents short of a quarter.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

Forgot to pay his brain bill

The sewing machine's out of thread

Antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

His belt doesn't go through all the loops

If he had another brain it would be lonely

Missing a few buttons on his remote control

No grain in the silo

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

Receiver is off the hook

Several nuts short of a full pouch

Skylight leaks a little

Slinky's kinked

Too much yardage between the goal posts

Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby

Most drink from the fountain of knowledge, but she just gargled