48 Hrs
Any man who talks about women...

48 Hrs
All right listen up! I don't like...

48 Hrs
I'm not goin' in for all that...

A Few Good Men
You want answers? I think I'm...

A Few Good Men
Did you order a code red! You're...

Airplane
Surely you can't be serious...

Airplane
It looks like I picked the wrong...

Airplane
I remember how you used to hold...

Airplane
Cream? No thank you, I take it...

Airplane
Nervous? Yes. Is this your...

Analyze This
You don't hear the word no very...

Analyze This
My name is Ben Sobelenoni. I'm...

Analyze This
Dad, your not coming to my...

Analyze This
Honey let's look at our wedding...

Analyze This
Do you think those whales piss in...

Animal House
You're a god damn disgrace! A...

Animal House
Do you mind if we dance wit yo...

Animal House
--smack-- Thank you sir, may I...

Animal House
Then of this moment they're on...

Animal House
You guys up for a toga party?...

Animal House
They took the bar! The whole...

Animal House
We now consecrate the bond of...

Animal House
Hey. Eric Stratton. Rush Chairman...

Animal House
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way...

Animal House
What? Over! Nothing is over until...

Animal House
I won't go schizo will I? It's a...

Animal House
Then as of this moment, they're...

Animal House
This case, I think we have to go...

Animal House
Boon, I anticipate a deeply...

Animal House
I think I'm in love with a...

Animal House
I gotta work on my game...

Arthur
Would you care to wait in the...

Arthur
Usually one must go to a bowling...

Arthur
Mr Bach. How good to see you...

Arthur
I look forward to your next...

Austin Powers
Now, Mr. Evil... Dr. Evil. I didn't...

Austin Powers
I like animals. Maybe I could be...

Austin Powers
This is my Italian confidential...

Austin Powers
Oh Behave! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

Austin Powers
I'm going to place him in an...

Austin Powers
I'm just trying to get a rise out...

Austin Powers
Oh contrair baby. I think you...

Austin Powers
Austin Powers. Danger is my...

Austin Powers
That's Dr. Evils cat. How can...

Austin Powers
You know I meant did you use...

Austin Powers
That makes me angry, and when...

Austin Powers
I won't bite... hard...

Austin Powers
How did this get in here...

Austin Powers
Let this be a reminder to you...

Austin Powers (GM)
Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie...

Blues Brothers
106 miles to Chicago. We got...

Blues Brothers
You see, we're on a mission...

Blues Brothers
Are you the police? No maam...

Caddy Shack
Oh! This is the worst looking...

Caddy Shack
The man's a menace!

Caddy Shack
Let's go. While we're young!

Caddy Shack
Don't you have homes!

Caddy Shack
--Sound of Al's car horn--

Caddy Shack
I smell varmint poontang.

Caddy Shack
This place is restricted Wang...

Caddy Shack
I bet you slice into the woods...

Caddy Shack
I want a hamburger, no a cheese...

Caddy Shack
Ah this is you wife, oh a lovely...

Caddy Shack
Ah this is your grandson, oh a...

Caddy Shack
Hey Sabu, you know how to make...

Caddy Shack
My Uncle says you got a screw...

Caddy Shack
This is a hybrid. This is a cross...

Caddy Shack
--Coughing-- It's a little harsh.

Caddy Shack
I'll drop by. You drop by my...

Caddy Shack
I'll tell ya I should have stayed...

Caddy Shack
W-e-l-l! Were Waiting!

Caddy Shack
Miss it, Noonan, miss it, Noonan...

Caddy Shack
I want you to kill every gopher...

CannonBall Run
What is it? Look at those...

CannonBall Run
Why did he call me shorty...

CannonBall Run
Is that good to drink? I...

CannonBall Run
Dun Dun Dahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Casino
You beat Nicky with fists, he...

Clue
The game's up Scarlet, there are no...

Clue
I'm merely a humble butler. What...

Clue
Just checking. Everything all...

Clue
Are you a cop? No, I'm a plant...

Clue
But he was your second husband...

Clue
Now to make a long story short...

Cocktail
I see America drinking the fabulous...

Fast Times
What are you people, on dope?

Fast Times
Hey bud. Huh Ha. Let's party...

Fast Times
Hey. You guys had shirts on when...

Fast Times
Hey are you in my class? I am...

Fast Times
Hahaha, those guys are fags!

Fast Times
Why don't you get a job Spicoli...

Fast Times
Oh! Knarly!

Ferris Bueller
Pardon my French, but Cameron is...

Ferris Bueller
You just mind your P's and Q's...

Ferris Bueller
I'll tell you what dipshit, if...

Ferris Bueller
Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts...

Fletch
Give each other $20 ok. Put it on...

Fletch
Have you ever seen a spleen that...

Fletch
You fellas want to read me my...

Fletch
Uh, I ordered some lunch. You...

Fletch
You know my kidney's feel a lot...

Friday
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Friday
You got knocked the fuck out!

Friday
Look she's bending over. Lord...

Friday
Excuse me brother. What we call..

Friday
You got to be a stupid mother...

Friday
I was just bullshittin' and...

Full Metal Jacket
Your so ugly you could be a modern...

Full Metal Jacket
You are pukes. You are the lowest...

Full Metal Jacket
What is your major malfunction...

Full Metal Jacket
How tall are you Private? Sir 5'9"...

Full Metal Jacket
Did your parents have any...

Full Metal Jacket
What's your name fatbody? Sir...

Full Metal Jacket
You climb obstacles like old...

Full Metal Jacket
Private Joker, Private Cowboy...

Full Metal Jacket
I don't know but I've been told...

Full Metal Jacket
Holy Jesus! What is that? What...

Full Metal Jacket
What do we get for $10?...

Full Metal Jacket
Me so horny. Me so horny...

Goodfellas
Now funny how? I mean funny like...

Goodfellas
As far back as I remember I always...

Grumpy Old Men
Women and fish, you could never...

Grumpy Old Men
I'll tell you what's on my mind...

Grumpy Old Men
Hey, did you hear? Someone moved...

Grumpy Old Men
You mean the lowlife, asswipe,...

Grumpy Old Men
Eat my shorts

Grumpy Old Men
It's Colder than a witch's titty...

Grumpy Old Men
Looks like Chuck's takin' his skinboat...

Grumpy Old Men
Looks like Chuck's slippin' her...

Grumpy Old Men
Looks like Chuck's a tomcat on...

Grumpy Old Men
Looks like Chuck's taking the ol...

Grumpy Old Men
Looks like Chuck's going to bury...

Good Morning Vietnam
Seeing is how the VP is such a VIP...

Good Morning Vietnam
Gooooooooooooooooood Morning...

Groundhog Day
Morons, your bus is...

James Bond Brosnan
Bond. James Bond.

James Bond Connery
Bond. James Bond.

My Cousin Vinny
Your honor, do I have permission to...

My Cousin Vinny
Is it possible that the 2 youts...

My Cousin Vinny
JT, I believe you and Lisa played...

Office Space
Uh oh! It sounds like somebody...

Office Space
PC Load Letter. What the fuck...

Office Space
Excuse me Senor. May I speak to...

Office Space
What's this I hear your having...

Office Space
I work at Innetech and I don't...

Office Space
Why does it say paper jam when...

Office Space
Yeah, well at least your name...

Office Space
Yeah! If you could just make sure...

Office Space
We get caught laundering money...

Office Space
Shit we should be so lucky. You...

Office Space
When you come in on Monday and...

Office Space
Did you see the memo about this...

Office Space
I thought I remembered you saying...

Office Space
I believe you have my stapler.

Office Space
I did nothing. I did absolutely...

Office Space
Listen, I'm going to go. It's been...

Office Space
Corporate accounts payable. Nina...

Office Space
So are you going to quit? Nah no I'm...

Office Space
If you could just make sure you do...

Office Space
Looks like you have been missing a...

Office Space
I'm thinking I might take that new...

Office Space
Did... excuse me... Do... I believe...

Old School
Were going streaking!...

Old School
Blue! You're my boy...

Old School
That's right! We can't have anyone...

Old School
I don't know why you gotta do it...

Old School
Once it hits your lips...

PCU
Want some advice? Well yeah. Ok...

PCU
You passed out cigarettes for a...

PCU
Hey Jaws what do you think about...

Smokey Bandit
I'm gonna barbeque your ass in...

Smokey Bandit
You sum bitch!

Smokey Bandit
What we're dealing with here is...

Smokey Bandit
No one makes Sherrif Beufort T...

Smokey Bandit
You sum bitches couldn't even...

Waynes World
She's a babe. She's a robo-babe...

Waynes World
Waynes World! Waynes World!...

Waynes World
Ex-scueeze me.